whoa brock i’m just here to get my badge
@billyeichner: Ran into Jennifer Lawrence! Her & her midriff are very excited about the new #BillyOntheStreet TONITE 11/10c on FUSE!
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y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days
ezra is 30 but acts like such a nerdkid meanwhile alex is 28 and acts like someone’s italian granpa called pepe by everyone in his small italian village
me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool
school office: why
me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever
school office: u are lying
school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off